Movie Review: College Kids Having Sex? Who Needs An Excuse?

Phillip Stoup reviewed "Red Dragon" last week.

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Comedy Central puts on the hat of master chef with its original culinary masterpiece "Porn 'n Chicken," a cinematic recipe mixing grease, booze, sex and poultry to satisfy the lowbrow humor of the masses.

Set in an unnamed Ivy League institution a group of five seniors come together to sexually liberate and satiate the hunger of their fellow co-eds. What results is an hour and half of inebriation, wild love-making, and tasty chicken wings, all working together to fill the hollow lives of the Ivy brats.

It may be hard to believe, but the geniuses behind the film visually articulate a real-life scandal plaguing a well known academic institution. Fact inspire fiction in Porn and chicken: a tale of student revolution.

Porn 'n Chicken was established at Yale University in 1996. This illustrious club joined the pantheon of other secret societies that inhabit the old Yale campus. Unlike other secret organizations, the "Porn 'n Chicken" club didn't stay secret for long-especially after its plan to film a student porn in the library entitled "The StaXXX."

According to the real Porn 'n Chicken members, "The StaXXX" was to be about sexual freedom, and being open about sex. One of the members commented on the club saying it was about the "protest of intellectual society... the intellectual nature at Yale" and the "Goldman-Sachs, Lexus driving country club lifestyles." This statement is almost as much bullshit as the decisions of the admissions board at the institution. These kids want sex and food yet they disguise it within the folds of an intellectual cloak. What resonates about this club is not it's design, but rather the void it attempts to fill.

At a time when student influence possess the possibility to inspire and ignite the passions of youth, Yale kids waste their time with empty cries for sexual liberation. The Middle East is in turmoil, the United States economy plummets, Africa is dying, but what do these people focus on? Sex and greasy chicken.

They are righteous about expressing themselves sexually, when really no one cares. Virtually every other college campus in the nation is rocking every weekend to some vast drunken orgy.

Congratulations, Yale, Porn 'n Chicken was a fun little club. But stick to the Skulls and other secret societies-those at least don't have to use any pretexts about being horny.

All I can say is God Bless Berkeley and its plentiful cheap booze and meaningless one night stands. We don't need fried chicken or some silly secret club to have a good time.

Oh, by the way, "Porn 'n Chicken" was a good movie, check it out.


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