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Issue #715 :: Wednesday, April 23, 2003

Top Headlines

UC Contemplates Limiting Student-Faculty Romances
UC professors are considering tightening the official reigns of romantic relations between faculty and students.

Meaningful Dialogue
I truly feel sorry that your 'magnus opus' might not turn out as desired due to your own nonchalance and self-infatuation. I'm glad to hear that you are approaching your topic as if it were some kind of trivial house chore that needed to be quickly completed. 'Ahhh, finally my thesis on AIDS in Africa is finished! Garbage taken out. I can now focus on the important things in life, namely cheap alcohol and relationship problems.'

'Robot Rivals'
Move over Real World James-make way for Robot Rivals Eric, Daniel and Bharathwaj.

Cal Bare-ly Defeated by Cardinal
The Cal women's tennis team wasn't the only one who let it all hang out on the courts at Hellman yesterday.

News

UC Contemplates Limiting Student-Faculty Romances
UC professors are considering tightening the official reigns of romantic relations between faculty and students.

Bates Boasts of New Plans for City Development Despite Financial Limitations
Berkeley Mayor Tom Bates wined and dined with more than 130 business owners, school administrators and council members yesterday to address plans for city development.

Internet2: High-Performance Technology at Ultra-Fast Speeds
It's that 8:30 a.m. feeling again. Eyes finally open for good, still dreading the wages of snooze-button overuse. Yet missing lecture these days is not what it once was. In a grainy, bandwidth-hogging experiment in distance learning, 17 classes were webcast to students at UC Berkeley this spring.

News in Brief
Robbers Give up on Cash, Settle for DVDs

Feature Photo: Meeting Resistance with Force

Staff/Ramin Rahimian


Sports

Cal Bare-ly Defeated by Cardinal
The Cal women's tennis team wasn't the only one who let it all hang out on the courts at Hellman yesterday.

Sports in Brief
Bears Need to Disable Cardinal Offense

Not a Minute Missed During Super Saturday
Welcome to the Whine Cellar, live from the Pacific cheering section of my first water polo game. We are joined by the parents of Tigers forward Kristin Cockerill and the over-effusive father of one of their recruits. Let's get right to the action!


Opinion

Meaningful Dialogue
I truly feel sorry that your 'magnus opus' might not turn out as desired due to your own nonchalance and self-infatuation. I'm glad to hear that you are approaching your topic as if it were some kind of trivial house chore that needed to be quickly completed. 'Ahhh, finally my thesis on AIDS in Africa is finished! Garbage taken out. I can now focus on the important things in life, namely cheap alcohol and relationship problems.'

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